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David H. Scott (edited by Will Davidian)
The views expressed in The Scott Report aren't neccessarily the views of the GbWo, but are those of one David H. Scott. Without further ado, here are David's weekly musings on the GbWo.
[For the week of 07.26.99]
This being the first report on a low budget, but very honest wrestling organization web site, I will be limited to words. In today's world of wrestling (or at least the GbWo), we have the big names and we have the "jobbers". Now, we have decent jobbers, some like Andrew "Get Well" Shell, then we have the sorry, no good, down right garbage jobbers. One of those jobbers is Malven. In about 5 to 9 matches he has had, he has lost every one of them. Possibly the most embarrassing loss in GbWo history and possibly the history of wrestling was a 5 second debacle at the hands of Wildman Damn. It was funnier that it was pathetic. A helpless Malven at the hand of possiblty the best wrestler in the GbWo now. To me, that was stupid of Mal to even think of stepping into the ring with W.M.D. The Evil Iraqi made minced meat of the helpless jobber. My suggestion to this situation is Malven needs to hop on the next plane, train or bus to Atlanta, and hit the WCW Power Plant before he gets hurt. Southwest Airlines is having a coast ot coast deal of only $99, he better take advantage of that and get to Atlanta. He better go Greyhound. I'm David Scott, and that's my report.
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