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David H. Scott (edited by Will Davidian)
The views expressed in The Scott Report aren't neccessarily the views of the GbWo, but are those of one David H. Scott. Without further ado, here are David's weekly musings on the GbWo.
[For the week of 08.02.99]
In my last report, I gave a hilarious but oh so true report on how horrible some jobbers like Malven, but I'll tell you about some of the better talentin the GbWo. Some like The Clock, Hart Attack, The Evil Iraqi, and Triple X. Clearly the most talent in the GbWo is Wildman Damn. He is much like Armando Benitez of the New York Mets. A very dominating figure in his line of work. He is one of the most high risk and most dangerous wrestlers in the organization. Now as a very good friend of the "Wild" one, he can be a little bit psycho at times. Such as one time on a class trip to New York City, we went to a museum. museum of Natural History) At the big blue Whale exhibit, he began to break dance on the newly polished parquet floor on the bottom level, and I'm looking at this fool like,"he has gone off the deep end." Don't let that fool you, in the ring, he's as dangerous as they come. More psycho than "Super Crazy" of ECW. If he continues to stay in shape, and continue to put in dedication into this sport; he has a long career ahead ofhim. A longer future than Malven. "Quote the Malven, when it comes to winning matches, never more". I'm David Scott.