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GbWo 7:30 Results
Iminating from the ficticious GbWo Amphitheater in
Livingston, NJ, NJ is GbWo
7:30!!
'Ane vs. The Cardiac Killer
'Ane makes his way to the ring with new
friend, Wackee Dee. He does his usual prematch rituals, such as
twiddling his fingers constantly. He got on the mic and did his
usual shitck of "A bweeeeeeeeeeeeer, a
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer". TCK, in a less annoying matter made
his enterance. This match is for number one contendership for the
North American Title. The winner gets a title shot at the next
GbWo PPV--GbWo Summer Exodus Block Party. The bell rang and these
two got into a collar and elbow tie-up. 'Ane follows up with many
throat punches. This sequence continued for over two minutes.
'Ane sends TCK to the rope--CHOKEHOLD. It looks as if it's going
to be a CHOKESLAM. 'Ane overly prepares for this move. After a
minute or so of blatant choking, without the slamming, referee
Dick Patrik tells 'Ane to release the hold. He does as it was a
perfect spot to twiddle his fingers. 'Ane turns around the crowd
as TCK recooperates. TCK then connects with the CHRONIC KICK!
'Ane's lights were out: 1-2-3.
Winner: The Cardiac Killer (5:32)
GbWo Lightheavyweight Champion Tuff Bagboy vs. Sacudir El
Polvo
Polvo just came off his first win at the
lastest Blizzard, as Tuff Bagboy has
been defending his title in meaning-less matches. Anyway, given
the match,
it started off quickly. Bagboy goes for a standing side headlock,
but Polvo
pushes Kidboy off, sending him to the ropes. Bagboy comes back,
and Polvo
follows with a flying head scissors. Tuff regroups and follows
with a cross
body block. He turns it into a pin, only a 1 count. Sacudir El
Polvo gets
up goes to the ropes and follows with a Lou Thesz press on
Bagboy. He gets
up and starts dancing in front of the crowd. Tuff took advantage
and drop
kicked Sacudir in the back of the head, sending him to the
outside. He then
attempts a springboard plancha. Polvo catches him and power slams
him. He
starts dancing again. The two head back in the ring and brawl a
little bit.
Back and forth clotheslines, punches and kicks dominated the
action. Until
Polvo attempted to go to the top rope. Bagboy got up on the 2nd
rope and put
him in a Fireman's Carry. Tuff Bagboy with a Death Valley Driver
off the
second rope! Bagboy kept his balance on the second rope and did a
swandive
headbutt. He goes for the pin: 1-2-almost three. Sacudir slowly
gets up,
but Tuff is quick to the offense and tries a hurrancanranna on
Polvo, but
Polvo counters! He has Tuff in power-bomb position and is running
around the
ring. He climbs to the top rope--EL STUPIDO LOCO BOMB!! In
advertantly,
Polvo's legs are over Bagboy's shoulders. The referee starts
counting 1-.
Not minding whats going on, Sacudir El Polvo does his patented
sounds and
faces in what he usually deems wasting time. The referee
continues ...2-3!!
Saudir wins the title!!
Winner: New Light
Heavyweight Champion Sacudir El Polvo (13:44)
North American Champion
Wackee Dee vs. The Mortician
Both make their enterances to the ring. The Mortician is still
pissed off
from the four corners match from Blizzard and definitely takes it
out on
Wackee Dee. As soon as the bell rung, The Mortician chokeslammed
Dee. He
followed that chokeslam up with four more. Then, he gets Wackee
Dee in
tombstone position, and climbs to the bottom rope. TOMBSTONE FROM
OFF THE
BOTTOM ROPE!! VERY STIFF!
Winner: New North American Champion The Mortician (1:04)
The next match was supposed to be Terra Rizing vs.
"Really Bold" Steve Hostin
for the Runamuck Russia title. However, Coward Finkel had this to
say.
"Due to unfortunate circumstances, the
match between Terra Rizing and Steve
Hostin will not occur. God Damn Japan management has demanded the
Runamuck
Russia be stripped from Terra Rizing and no longer defended in
the GbWo.
Sorry for the inconvenience and enjoy a fifteen minute
intermission."
Hostin's music played in the arena as he came down to the ring
and hit Finkel
with Really Bold Things. Then, Terra Rizing ran down and
literally kicked
Hostin's ass. Terra Rizing did the TERRA BOMB (the double
underhook tiger
bomb), the PIPE BOMB (Docter Bomb) and the NATO-buster from the
second rope.
Then, he left the ringside area quietly.
GbWo Intercontinental Champion Revine vs. Captain White
Supremacy
Mr. President came down and did some mic
work.
"Shut up, all of you. I hate 'em. Coward Finkel, who hired
you? Tim Black,
who hired you? Megamont (announcer), who hired you? You're all
fired for
this match. I hate minorities. Bobby Cazinkski, I want you to
call this
match. Spike Chiota, I want you to screw Revine over and ref this
match.
Phillip President is going to be the ring announcer."
Phillip did the introductions.
"I want to be just like my pops. Coming to the ring is
Captain White
Supremacy. He hates minorities, just like me...and my pops. Next
to the
ring, is Revine, he's not Aryan."
Captain White Supremacy took a nightstick and hits Revine. He
covers him,
and Spike Chiota makes the count. Revine kicked out at 2, but
Spike Chiota
kept counting. He's an official referee and his decision stands.
Winner: New Intercontinental Champion Captain White
Supremacy (0:08)
Tag Team Championship--Four Ways To Hell
Tag Team Champions The Pudley Boyz vs. Pimp Daddy D & Triple
X (collectively
Heartbreak Motel) vs. Al Enis & The Blue Fleece (collectively
the S.o.D.
Squad) vs. The Disciples
This match started off quick and brutal.
The match went all over the arena.
Staubach of The Disciples immediately threw The Blue Fleece into
the crowd
and started pummeling him. Simmons, then, went to work on Al
Enis,
tiger-bombing him on a table! The Disciples took the S.o.D. Squad
away from
the arena, so neither team was heard from for the rest of the
night. This
left the Pudley Boyz and HBM to battle. Triple X and PDD went
into opposite
corners trying to pull off double tornado DDTs, but The Pudleyz
countered
with superplexes. Then, each Pudley came off the top rope with an
elbow drop
on each opponent. Then, Tubba sends XXX to the rope, Rick grabs
him....it
could be 3P time! But, in the nick of time, PDD drop kicks Rick
in the back
and XXX lands a DDT on the falling Pudley. Tubba tries a
clothesline on PDD
and misses, he comes back trying again, but this time PDD gets a
fireman's
carry...Death Valley Driver!! PDD tries for a pin, but Tubba gets
his foot
on the rope. Meantime, Rick has gotten the best of XXX and is
beating him up
in the corner. Rick runs to the opposite corner and attempts a
big splash on
XXX, but he misses. Slick Rick, from the force falls, is walking
lackadaisically backwards. PDD turns him around, kicks him, HOE
DOWN!!
PDD covers him, while XXX climbs the rope. 1-2...Tubba tries to
break the
count...XXX missle dropkicks him....3!! New tag champs!
Winners: New Tag Team Champions The Heartbreak Motel
(6:07)
Hardcore Champion Hardcore Hangover vs. Justin Grateful
This match started outside by the dumpsters. This is only because
Hardcore
Hangover slept there the night before. His surliness was due to
the fact, he
over drank the night before. Justin knew this and kicked his ass
for it. He
took his patented cane and smacked him in the head repeatedly.
Then, he took
three wooden pallets and stacked them on top of each other and
did his
patented "That's Ungrateful!" piledriver through the
stack. He then climbed
to the top of a dumpster and did a senton bomb on the hapless
Hangover. 1-2-3
Winner: New Hardcore Champion Justin Grateful
European Title Jump Match
European Champion Eddy "The Negro" Morrero, Kersey
& Rupinski vs. The Evil
Iraqi
The match started off with Rupinski getting
on the mic saying "Fawk yall,
fawk all yall". Before he could finish his shtick, TEI
missle dropkicked
him. Then, he clotheslined Kersey over the top rope. But, Eddy
DDT'd him
before he could do anymore damage. Kersey and Rupinski came from
the outside
and started kicking away at the Iraqi. Then, Eddy came off the
top rope with
a superfly splash! Kersey hit the "OK Leg Drop". This
was going to setup
the Rupinski-bomb. Rupinski was audibly heard
saying..."Iraqi, come 'ere".
He put TEI in power-bomb position but he reversed it with a
backbody drop.
TEI quickly pinned Rupinski's shoulders and tried to hook the
legs, but he
only got a two count. Kersey then sent TEI to the rope and he and
Eddy
Morrero attempted a double clothesline, but instead, the two
recieved a split
legged dropkick. TEI then gave Rupinski a suplex. All three of
them crawled
outside of the ring to recover, but The Evil Iraqi then used his
air attack.
He comes off the top rope onto the outside with a FLYING CARPET.
The Iraqi
tooked Kersey back into the ring and gave him a dragon suplex
followed by a
CARPET BOMB. It seemed to be over until both The Negro and
Rupinski came
into the ring and started stomping away at The Iraqi. Kersey soon
recovered
and the three mauled TEI with stomps and kicks. Rupinski, again
spoke and
said..."this is what happens to my niggars, they gets
jawmped. A
hauuuuuult". All of a sudden, a man dressed like a ninja
comes into the ring
and hits both Rupinski and Kersey with spinning heel kicks. TEI
hits The
Negro with a scud missle and then applies the Desert Storm. The
Negro passed
out and we have a new European Champion! The Ninja just walked
out the ring,
calmy and collected.
Winner: New European Champion The Evil Iraqi (9:26)
Triple Threat World Heavyweight Championship Match
World Champion Hart Attack vs. Wildman Damn vs. The Clock
Surprisingly no Evil Iraqi or HBM at
ringside for this match. The match
started with The Clock going to work on Hart Attack. A series of
kicks
ensued in the corner as Wildman Damn showboats for his many fans.
Hart
Attack, in a sudden act of rage, turns the tide. He grabs The
Clock and puts
him in the corner and begins kneeing him, as well as kicking him.
Wildman
Damn then runs from the opposite corner, does a forward roll and
splashes the
two. As The Clock's momentum forced him to walk wobbily out the
corner...right into a WMD belly to belly suplex. WMD then crosses
rope to
rope and legdrops Hart Attack. Hart Attack rolls out the ring,
fearing his
title may be in danger. Wildman Damn went on to show boat,
pointing his
thumbs right at himself. The Clock attempted to kick Wildman Damn
but he
caught it, so The Clock comes around with an enzuguri. The Clock
attempted a
pin, but Hart Attack came from the outside and broke it up. Hart
Attack
irish whipped The Clock into the ropes, he attempted a running
clothesline
but The Clock ducked, but Hart Attack connected with Wildman Damn
who was
just getting up from the ground. Hart Attack goes on the 2nd rope
and pulls
off a second rope elbow on WMD. Hart Attack goes for a pin but
The Clock
pulls him off. The Clock attempts a pin but, Hart Attack pulls
him off. The
two start to brawl a little bit, exchanging punch for punch.
Wildman Damn,
now revived, climbs on the top rope and double clotheslines his
two
opponents. He comes off the rope now and does a forward roll
splash on The
Clock. He covers...1-2...but Hart Attack breaks the count. Hart
Attack now
goes for a swinging DDT on WMD. The ref counts...1-2...WMD's foot
is on the
rope. Then, Hart Attack comes off the ropes and tries a running
missle
dropkick, but Wildman reverses it to a tiger bomb. By this time,
The Evil
Iraqi had come down to ringside. The Clock walks over to Hart
Attack's head.
He makes sure he's down and kicks each of his arms in. Wildman
Damn stands
by Hart Attack's feet. Each do their gimmick poses and
mannerisms. Each of
them criss cross of the rope...The Clock--12 HOUR ELBOW! Wildman
Damn,
forward roll legdrop!! SIMULTANEOUSLY! The Clock goes for the
Counter-clockwise bottom, but Wildman Damn saves Hart Attack and
pushes The
Clock. He wants the victory. The two get into an argument and a
shoving
match, as Hart Attack is trying to recover. TEI calls them both
over to talk
some sense into his E-C-W stablemates. Both of them have their
backs turned
to Hart Attack as he slowly gets up. Hart Attack quietly turns
The Clock
around and kicks him, and gives him A CARDIAC ARREST (Tomakaze
DDT)! He
covers The Clock as WMD still has his back turned. 1-2-WMD turns
his back
and tries to break the count-3! Hart Attack wins! The Clock is
sprawled
out in the ring, as WMD has his head in hands in the middle of
the ring. PDD
and Triple X come to the ring and attack The Evil Iraqi. PDD
gives TEI the
HOE DOWN! Triple X climbs on the aprin and taunts both WMD and
The Clock.
WMD swings at Triple X before he climbs off the aprin. Heartbreak
Motel
makes gestures at The Clock and Wildman Damn as The Evil Iraqi
lays on his
back outside the ring. HBM celebrates and leave ringside.
Winner: Hart Attack (18:19)
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