Zirconium Denver Page
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Height: 6'3" 
Weight: 260 pounds 
From: Denver, CO, NJ 
Finisher: Cubic Zirconium Crusher
Favorite Saying: "I'm the average teenage role model! No Hi-Five!"

For one reason or another, Zirconium Denver Page has no friends. It's just one of those inexplicable occurances. For that reason, he's coined the phrase "No Hi-five!" This is because he gets no love. Anyway, Z.D.P. is a self-professed 'average teenage role model'. That's yet to be seen. In my opinion, I doubt he'll get any followers if continues to bastardize the word 'scum'. Just an afterthought.