Ane
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Height: 6'11 
Weight: 330 pounds 
From: Hell, NJ 
Finisher: Chokeslam 
Favorite Saying: "A bweeeeeeer, a neeeeeeeer"

All we know about 'Ane is that he likes to twiddle his fingers and waddle to the ring. His dialect that consists of "bweeeeeeer" and "neeeeeeer" really doesn't help us understand this enigma. He's a bad worker, that's a given. But, at least he's not in God Damn Japan.